Before you begin reading them I must thank the following because their comparisons are up here ; Linx, Profit, Xodus, Analystic, Lil Punisher, Seth and Mase.

• Better 'Foreign DJ' :
  DJ Honda or DJ Saddam Hussein ?

• Better At Oral Sex :
  Monica Lewinsky or The Source Mind Squad ?

• Better Clothing :
  Versace or Wu-Wear ?

• Better Dancer :
  Michael Jackson or Steven Spielberg ?

• Better Dancer:
  Janet Jackson or Mase ?

• Better Debut album :
  Killah Priest or DMX ?

• Better Female MC :
  Bahamadia or Sally Jesse Raphael ?

• Better Gangsta Rapper :
  Ice T or Celine Dion ?

• Better Group:
  Wu-Tang or the Bad Boy Family ?

• Better Looking :
  ODB or Shemar Moore ?

• Better MC :
  Inspektah Deck or Barney the talking purple dinosaur ?

• Better MC :
  KRS-One or Monica Lewisky ?

• Better MC :
  Rakim or Captain Pickard ?

• Better MC :
  Ronald MC-donald or KRS-One ?

• Better Mic-Gripper :
  KRS One or Bill Clinton ?

• Better Mix Tape DJ :
  Clue or the Mr. Frosty ice cream man ?

• Better Moves :
  Mya or that dancing baby ?

• Better Old School Rappers :
  Run DMC or the Tootsie Roll Kids ?

• Better Perm :
  Snoop Dogg or ONYX ?

• Better Producer :
  DJ Premier or Judge Ito ?

• Better Rap Group :
  Wu Tang or The Teletubbies ?

• Better Singer :
  60 Second Assassin or Lauryn Hill ?

• Better Singer :
  Lauryn Hill or Ol' Dirty Bastard ?

• Better Singer :
  Mariah Carey or Gilbert Godfried ?

• Better Wrestler :
  Bret Hart or Big Punisher ?

• Better lyricist :
  Ras Kass or Mase ?

• Better producer :
  RZA or Puff Daddy ?

• Faster Rapper :
  Twista or Kimmy Gibbler from full house ?

• Fastest Rapper :
  Do or Die, or Six from 'Blossom' ?

• More Annoying :
  Cam'ron or Noreaga

• More Hardcore :
  Mobb Deep or Richie Cunningham ?

• Toughest looking MC :
  Rock from Heltah Skeltah, or Jerry Springer?