On New Year's eve 1999, Hillary and Janet Reno really tie one on. When Slick Willie starts hitting on Tipper Gore, Hillary loses it, grabs Reno's back up pistol out of her bra and proficiently dispatches Clinton to his just reward.

Clinton dies immediately and goes straight to hell to atone for his sins.

When he gets there the Devil greets him and offers him 3 ways to spend eternity. He can choose any one of three rooms, but once he picks one, the choice is irrevocable and that is how he must spend eternity.

The Devil opens the first door and Bill sees Newt Gingrich hanging from the ceiling with fire under him. Bill says, "Oh no. That's not how I want to spend eternity."

The Devil then shows him what is behind door #2. There is Rush Limbaugh chained to the wall being tortured. Bill says, "Nope. Not for me."

The Devil then opens door #3. Behind it is Kenneth Starr, chained to the wall with Monica Lewinsky on her knees doing her thing. Bill says, "Hmmm. Now that's better!!. I'll take it!"