YOU KNOW YOU'RE GHETTO IF......(Part 2)

This is the second part of Linx' very own 'You Know You're Ghetto If'

31. You've ever waited several hours in a salon to get your hair done and you had an appointment.

32. Your daughter is under sixteen and has extensions.

33. You perm your five-year-old's hair.

34. You have to put a towel on your furniture so that your curl activator won't stain it.

35. You refer to the hair at the back of your head as your 'kitchen.'

36. You still think there's such a thing as 'good' or 'bad' hair. (Note : It's not the hair, it's the brain under it)

37. Your baby has a bow or barrette on her one strand of hair.

38. You never learned to swim because you couldn't get your hair wet.

39. Your child thinks his real name is little man.

40. You changed your first name because you said it was the white mans, but you keep your surname, your real slave name.

41. You have trouble spelling your children's names, and you named them.

42. You weigh more than three hundred pounds, but you claim that you can't eat everybody else's food.

43. You've ever dropped anything and kissed it up to god.

44. You page yourself.

45. You're late for everything and you try to act like it's a cultural expression.

46. Your mother cleaned floors to educate you, and now you think that you're better than her.

47. You wear flip-flops outside the house.

48. You're renowned for rolling any of the following :
Your neck,
Your eyes,
Your r's,
Or your wrist.

49. You've ever referred to the wind as the hawk.

50. You add 'ed' or 't' to the end of a word that's already in the past tense (e.g. Tooked, Light-skinneded, killedt, ruint)

51. The person you're speaking to doesn't speak any english and you just talk louder.

52. You talk loud on the phone because it's long distance.

53. You've referred to anything as one of the following :
Do-Hickey,
Thing-a-ma-bob,
whoseywhats,
whatchamacallit.

You mis-pronounce these words :

54. Ambalamps - Ambulance

55. Skrimp or Strimps - Shrip (Note : there is no 's' on the end)

56. Pacificvs. Specific (Note : These are not interchangeable. In order to determine which is appropriate, listen to clues such as references to large bodies of water, as opposed to that body of water).

57. Skreet - Street

58. Axe - Ask

59. Lookdead - Looked

60. Member - of or pertaining to recollection (e.g. Y'all remember the time....?)

Carry On to Part 3