YOU KNOW YOU'RE GHETTO IF......(Part 3)This is the third part of Linx' very own 'You Know You're Ghetto If'
(Check back at Part 2 as this directly continues from it !)
61. Spisketti - Spaghetti
62. Zinc - Sink
63. Alblums - What we used before CD's
64. Showliz - That sure is
65. Wayment - Wait a minute
66. Nem - Contraction for and them (e.g. I can't wait 'til Clevon nem get here).
You Know You're Ghetto If.....
67. You put finger nail polish on pantyhose to keep a run from getting worse.
68. You buy your stockings at the same place you do your grocery shopping.
69. The best pair of shoes you own are sneakers.
70. You wear coloured contact. Period.
71. You wear a watch that you know doesn't work.
72. You have more shoes than you have books.
73. You think of fatback as a source of nutrition. (Note : There is no such thing as low-fat fatback).
74. You use salt before you taste your food.
75. You use catsup upon anything other than a hot dog, french fries or a hamburger.
76. You got angry when the government stopped the cheese program.
77. Everytime you have Macaroni and cheese, you feel a need to commention how nothing makes it better than 'Gobment cheese.'
78. You know how to melt government cheese.
79. You're always eating at other people's houses, but you never bring anything.
80. You ever thought that Coffee would make you black.
81. You put your salted peanuts in the bottom of your coca-cola.
82. You eat cough-drops like they're candy.
83. You eat oatmeal because it sticks to your ribs on a cold day.
84. You pop or crack your gum.
85. You're at church and people can tell what you'll be having for dinner from the smell of your coat.
86. You eat at Chitterlings. Period.
87. You eat these ghetto snacks : Porkrinds, Chitterlings, Moonpies with coke, Pistachios, Sunflower-seeds, Pumpkinseeds, Licorice, Salt and Vinegar chips, nowandlaters(especially grape), those little juice-filled wax candies, Pixiestix, Twisters, Bompops, Push-ups, Mary Janes, Lemon Heads, Boston Baked Beans, Mr. Softee, Redhots, Freezpops, Chickostix, Snowballs, Jiffypop, Cheezwiz, Pop-Tarts, that candy that was stuck to paper (you know), those multi-coloured dots-blowpops, Candy necklaces, Jawbreakers, the sugar-family; Sugar Daddy, Sugar Mama, Sugarbabies.
88. You drink these ghetto beverages : Yoo-Hoo, Malt Liquor, Tahitian Treat, Sugar water, Fanta orange, Red Kool-Aid(even after Jim Jones), Red Dog, anything red, anything that costs $0.99 and comes in a gallon jug, tab, fresca, waterice, Hawaiinpunch, Strawberry soda, Pineapple soda, Cream soda.
89. The rear window of your car is filled with stuffed animals.
90. You have a crack across your front windshield and you never bother to get it fixed.
Carry On to Part 4
