YOU KNOW YOU'RE GHETTO IF......(Part 4)

This is the fourth and final part out of Linx' very own 'You Know You're Ghetto If' saga

91. Your car cost more than your house.

92. You drive around on the donut, months after the flat happened

93. Any of the following is your favourite car :
BMW, Caddy, Gremlin, Hornet, Jeep Cherokee, Lincoln, Maxima, Nissan, Pacer, Pinto.

94. You can learn the latest dances from your church choir

95. The offering plate at your church goes around five times.

96. The announcements at your church are longer than the sermon.

97. Either the bride or groom sings a solo to each other, or both.

98. Nobody in the wedding can really fit in her dress including the bride.

99. The reception meal was cooked by the bride's mother.

100. There are more guests at the reception than there were at the wedding.

101. There are more people in the wedding than there are in the audience.

102. Everybody's exes were invited, because they're all remarried to somebody else in the family.

103. Your wedding dress is also a maternity dress

104. Your wedding march is actually a march.

105. You sing ghetto wedding songs; 'Always And Forver,' 'I'll Always Love You,' 'You And I,' 'Wind Beneath My Wings,' 'Here And Now,' 'Ribbon In The Sky,' 'For Always.'

106. The deceased and his widow are wearing matching outfits.

107. Someone tries to climb in the coffin.

108. More than one person thinks that they are the current spouse of the deceased.

109. The majority of the flowers at the burial site are plastic and/or are taken back the following day.

110. The service lasts for half a day.

111. Polaroid shots are being taken of the deceased.

112. No one knew the deceased by his real name. ("Who's Ravon Williams III, I thought his name was Bookie.")

113. Most of the mourners comment that the deceased didn't look that good when they were alive.

114. You ever said that the deceased has "Slipped away."

115. You go out to a nightclub, but you stay outside or infront of the club.

116. You and your friends get your picture taken infront of the Wicker fan chair.

117. You ever took a bus to a nightclub.

118. You ask perfect strangers to take a picture with you, then you tell all of your friends that this is someone you actually dated.

119. The only song of the night that you dance to is the Electric Slide.

120. You know you're ghetto if you hear or say "What's your sign ?"