Just another day in the life of a white mc, Milkbone or Marhshall Mathers,
Restrainin your shit like your blood with 5 catephers,
When I was 5 years old, startin a syphilis collection,
10 when I fucked my teacher and got my first erection,
Fuck the world like Star Trek Insurrection,
Burn up a fat joint, like a bitch with an infection,
Meet the new Jack Kevorkian, Shovin anal probes up your rectum,
I'll clean your muff hair from crabs because I collect em,
When I was 6 years old I felt like I was locked up in a box,
I just wanna start screamin like Mariah crossed with Deborah Cox,
Then I'll start to scream louder, JUST TO FUCKIN PISS YOU OFF!,
Im a cynical infection, startin off with a cough,
I sit at home all day mumblin bout shit,
And stumblin round like Im Boris Karloff,
I'll knock your block off, Like your lego,
Infidelible like infedago, You dont know what that means?,
Good, Cuz neither do I, My Mom found me wackin off to a scrambled porno,
Jizzed in her eye like American Pie, *whoops*,
I got really bad aim, cuz I got no game like Gretzky,
Eat a bag of shrooms and hop on a jet ski, Run you over like a rat,
Strangle you in your littler box like a kitty kat,
*meow...oops, splat* Ok enough of that, Im gonna start comin raw,
splittin your head in half, like wood with a circular saw *zzzzzz*,
I rip through your ass like sushi tacos, tear you up like a dragon claw,
Make yur spine pop out of your neck, Small soldiers on deck,
rippin out your eyes and your lips off, Givin you a welt like an airsoft,
viral like squaresoft, programming, U all put lyrical spamming,
Shit I dont want to read, Stuff that makes me convulse and my eyes start to 
bleed,
I'll staple your face to a piece of paper and make you read all of mine,
Got you breakin out the dictionary,
To decipher this and use it in every single one of your rhymes,
Get with the times or its time to go,
Breakin out weak shit, I'll inform ya like Snow, *damn he sucks*
Its a sad day today, we had to arrange for your funeral service,
So I strangle you and slit your throat, just to confirm it.