"Acid Trip"

Ello, Cold and hungry so you gotta piss,How bout goin in dat pretty bed of 
flowers,
Your cold and hungry from gettin high,Haven't gone in 24 hours,Heh,Im 
neurotic from the narcotics,
But it doesn't matter, Da new Marshall Mathers,Im double jointed and 
flexible like a parade of,
Brain eatin sandworms, Dont color me badd, Color me redd,
Like da bloodshed, On the porch, From your fathers head,
Az I hit him on wit a dogbone, knockin him out dead,
Im not a playa, or a pimp, I got less game then a milkbone,
Im bouncy like yo mommas silicone, Hit ya over da head wit a telephone,
Knock your bran out your skull wit a trumbone, My own brain like a car 
dealerships loan,
I spit shit so raw and fresh, I cant even remember it,
Hand me a pile of your shit and I'll dismember it,
Im like a hippie @ woodstock, an original talent not yet found,
Like a mailman with a sausage and your all dogs followin me around,
I'll shatter your dreams, Like I shatter your windows,
I'll fuck you up like 20 shrooms and a bag of indeo,
Chain ur ankles together and punch you, so u keep comin back up,
Like a cracc addict, takin my shit and snortin, so u can get smacked up,
I've got an alias like Slim Shady, Im like "Grady" findin ya fuckin my shit,
Try'n to get off, like a lyrical orgasm, got ya spasmin like a seisure,
Take a risk and listen @ your own leisure, But measure, and stand,
No more then a meter, Cuz I'll feed ya a can of acid dog food,
Natural for me to do so, like it natural to grow shrooms,
I'll blow up ur house and fill all the rooms with carbon dioxide,
Lock you in your car and fill it with carbon monoxide,
Take away your oxygen turnin ya white like Hydro Peroxide,
I can go to sleep as long as I turn on my night light,
Cancerous cells fullfillin a trip like a hallucenogenic rush,
Im da referee of the battle between LL and Can-I-Bus, Make da media cause a 
fuss,
Over every fuckin word I say, Put up my finger and say fuck u today,
Im too lazy to give up rhymin, Doc say I got a bum knee,
So I took up a job givin away razor blades for free,
"Hey girlie, dont run away, dont hide, I was about to teach ya da goriest 
method of suicide"
Anyone dat roll wit me, We'll be like bonnie and clyde,
Takin our ride, all over the place to hide,
Ima take over da minds and rhymes of all da other rappers,
And if I cant do dat, then I slip a couple of chili peppers in their drink,
Then rip off their dink wit a bear trap, Smear their face in some dog crap,
Drown them in kool aid from a bar tap, Make them start shakin and convulsin,
Get veins all over their body pulsin,
Burn their asses wit chili peppers and salsa, Wrap their balls in barbed 
wire,
Pour gas on their head and light it on fire,
Stick their fat ass in a spare tire, So all your guts squish out your tummy,
This is for fools for takin my lunch money, And takin out my bum knee,
Its finally time for a consequence, "Hey! Its your motherfuckin 
conciensce!",
Tellin u to stop all of this nonsense, "No?" Then Haze'll knock you out like 
multiple Charles Bronsons,
Spittin fire lyrics like 25 thompsons, Ready for combat,
Yet alwayz stay cool, stick my butter knife inside you, pull up and slice 
and dice you,
Make u get down on your knees and grovel, Beat you over the head wit a 
shovel,
My momma alwayz told me stupid is stupid does,
Blowin off bunnies heads wit iraqi scuds like Im Elmer Fudd,
If u wanna be in my props then be true and juss roll wit it,
Or I'll pull your tongue out your mouth and crush your skull wit it,
Wrap it around your body and dick so u get a longer pull wit it,
Take a dee knife and turn your ass inside out, to end this bout,
If u survive in a battle wit me, u got more luck then a four leafed clover,
Unbuckle your seat belts kiddies cuz this acid trip is over.