ILLest nigga what, bitch you aint ready, To battle wit me, 
I'll slice and dice you like freddy,
You got to realize being wit the jedi knights was a joke,
but you dissin my folk so Ima make you croak,
Make you turn yellow and piss your pants like a cracked egg wit no yolk,
Even tho I aint a jedi knight Ima take a ride on their shuttle,
Make rounds around uranus, and fly str8 up your butthole,
I'll make you blood come out of your eyes,
Shoving lyrical french fries into em while you get buttfucked by two guys,
Din't you read Vas's rhymes? Hes lyrical combat, Comin off more vampiric then a wombat,
He'll eat up your face and scratch your eyes out like Garfield the cat,
Didn't you hea about SCEEMZ? Hes gotten nastier ever since Master P lost them hoop dreams,
He'll do me a favor and ream through your ass wit his masterful lightsabre, 
Then I'll come to you and scream in your face,
Take you from here to another fuckin place, 
I'll turn you white like bread, 
scare your ass like a ghost,
Stick you in a toaster be stupid like my mom and burn the toast,
Fuck wit me, I'll simply brush you off, 
like a toothbrush with steel bristles,
Teach you how to commit suicide with razorblades, 
then blow off your head with a pistol,
I'll splatter your brains, like Kurt cobains,
Make you look like Ben Johnson takin steroids and makin no gains in this race,
I'll break your face wit a brick and snap ya neck wit my dick while its flaccid,
Lock you in a hospital room and give you a transfusion of acid,
I'll give you a cheap drug test so when the cops get you ya cant mask it,
I know when u get home you'll beat off to this rhyme and inject a load of smack in,
Well Im sick of your crap, So when you take a nap, I'll rip ya nuts out 
ya pants and shove em in a beartrap,
Watch it go *snap*, and hear it go *wap* as your nuts go flying across the room,
Wrap you around in dynamite and wait until you go boom,
These are the tales written by a flaming author,
You dissed me so I wondered why should I even bother,
Writing another smash hit, that will fuck up your head,
Like ya fuck more guys then ya mom and wear more lipstick then a dick trick
I'll break your windows and shove the glass up your ass, 
Rip out your eyeballs faster then flash,
I'll smash and crash and bash ya automobile,
Then I'll cut you up and eat u like shrooms covered with veal,
You lost ur luck when you said I suck, I retaliated with sayin your pathetic, 
I'll strangle your ass and embalm your paramedic, "BITCH",
I'll wipe you out with raid, Give you my horrible case of aids,
Then I'll freshen your dead body up with the smell of glades, 
And when the smell wears off,
I'll bury you in a ditch, 
This is the last time you fuck wit me and the jedi knights you stupid little bitch.