Pussies Rappin'        Written by: G. Smith and D. Smith      Performed by: Upstate Crew

Hook:

I'm tired of this shit,
I'm about to lose it,
Ya got these pussies rappin,
And their boyfriends to produce it.

Matt:

First up!
Will Smith a.k.a. Fresh Prince,
It doesn't make sense,
His whole style is nonsense,
Shoulda stuck with the day of independence,
Lyrics couldn't even pull weight against Joey Lawrence,
Jada better get some good insurance,
He's gettin taken out,
And good riddence...

Gemad:

Call yourself Fresh Prince,
Against me ya won't gain an inch,
Got ears like Dumbo,
I'm swatting your shit like Dikembe Motumbo,
Like Miami I'll turn up the heat,
Big Willie thinks he's a hero but easy to defeat,
How can ya get a rap Grammy,
Your dance music from what I see,
Club hits but no video on BET,
Shiny clothes gettin jiggy,
Faggot shit,
Ya gotta be stupid to think that's a hit...

Hook

Gemad:

Next up!
Bad Boy,
You're a player?
Please,
Puffy's married with two seeds,
All you do is bite,
Come around here you got a fight,
Yo Lil Kim,
Why you proud to follow him?
You fuckin ho,
Teaching little girls all you know,
How to suck five dicks in a row,
That shit aint right,
Keep your legs tight,
Try to suck me, ya might,
Yeah Right,
Fuck you Bad Boy,
That mic aint a toy,
Wanna flash gear in my face,
Rollin with a retard like Mase,
Your so fake it's sad,
The worst crew New York's ever had...

Matt:

Puffy and his bitch Mase,
Taking hip-hop and making a disgrace,
Make something original or get out the place,
Can't even stand to see your face,
What about Biggie,
Ya took a real rapper and made him jiggy,
Tried to play hard and pulled the triggy,
Took out 2Pac then took Biggie...

Hook repeated x2

Matt:

Finally,
J.D. and Master P,
The Firm and Jay-Z,
Couldn't come up with a respectable rhyme,
If they all had an immortal lifetime,
These sell-out bitches need to be taken out in succession,
So real mother fuckers can get the attention...