Tha Real - Hip Hop Comedy

Big ups go to Ma$e, Linx, 86, HellRZA, sunshowerz, Scuby, flipmode, knowledgepowerborn, thing and sun god.

Yo' Mama's so bald, when she wears a turtleneck she looks like a busted condom.
Yo' Mama's so bald, i mistook her head for a bowling ball.
Yo' Mama's so dumb, I locked her ass in the bathroom and the bitch peed on herself !
Yo' Mama's so dumb, she asked me what kind of jeans I was wearing. I said "Guess." She said "Levis, Versace, Lugz, Karl Kani ?
Yo' Mama's so dumb she put tha phone to her ass waiting for a booty call.
Yo' Mama's so dumb she saw a sign that said "slow children" that she started lookin out for retarded kids.
Yo' Mama's so dumb, she thought a thesaurus was a dinosaur.
Yo' Mama's so dumb she has one toe and bought a pair of flip-flops !
Yo' Mama's so dumb i told her to speak up and she started talkin to tha Clouds.
Yo' Mama's so dumb she thinks the dictionary is a sex toy.
Yo' Mama's so dumb, she returned a doughnut because it had a hole in it.
Yo' Mama's so dumb she though St. Ides was a Catholic Church !"
Yo' Mama's so dumb, I saw her put lipstick on her head and I asked her "What the hell are you doing ?" She said "I'm trying to make up my mind."
Yo' Mama's so fat, I put a drop of water in the bathtub and when she got in it, it became full.
Yo' Mama's so fat, you can't take pictures of her, you have to take posters.
Yo' Mama's so fat you can't see her legs. So when the bitch walks it looks like she's glidin' across the floor.
Yo' Mama's so fat, she on both sides of the family.
Yo' Mama's so fat, when she calls the AA, they leave the car and tow her away.
Yo' Mama's so fat she got more crack than New York.
Yo' mama's so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo' Mama"
Yo' Mama's so fat the back of her neck look like a pack of Hot-Dogs.
Yo' Mama's so fat, her pictures are taken from space.
Yo' Mama's so fuckin' fat, when she orders at KfC, she orders tha bucket on tha roof.
Yo' Mama's so fat she sweats butter.
Yo' Mama's so fat, her belly button has an echo. Shit, at parties the host serves punch out of it.
Yo' Mama's so fat she flosses wit twizzlerz.
Yo' Mama's so fat she went sunbathing at tha beach and greenpeace came cuz they thought she was a beached whale.
Yo' Mama's so fat, her waistline size is measured as Equator.
Yo' Mama's so fat when she takes a bath, u can swim in her belly button.
Yo' Mama's so fat when she wears a g-string, it looks like a boulder in a slingshot.
Yo' Mama's so fat, if she tried to wear a "X" jacket, helicopters would try to land on her back.
Yo' Mama's so fat, she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.
Yo' Mama's so fat, she bent over and made a solar eclipse.
Yo' Mama's so fat she smokes a Turkey after sex.
Yo' Mama's so fat she can't see her feet past her stomach.
Yo' Mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu !
Yo' Mama's so fat, her yearbook was an arial !
Yo' Mama's so fat, she don't eat 'What Thins' she eats 'Wheat Thicks.'
Yo' Mama's so fat she can't reach her back pocket !
Yo' Mama's so fat she uses a pillowcase for a sock !
Yo' Mama's so fat she fell in love and broke it !
Yo' Mama's so fat she has to iron her pants in the driveway.
Yo' Mama's so fat she was baptized at Sea World !
Yo' Mama's so fat when she was born she gave the hospital stretch-marks !
Yo' Mama's so stupid, I saw her screamin' into an envelope one day. I asked her what she was doing and she said; "Sending a voice mail."
Yo' Mama is so stupid he saw a sign that said "wet floor" so he pissed on tha ground.
Yo' Mama's so stupid, she thought wu-tang was a john woo movie about orange juice.
Yo' Mama's so stupid, she started givin' blowjobs at the candle factory.
Yo' Mama's so stupid, she thought that Nintendo was a martial art.
Yo' Mama's so stupid she brought toilet paper to a crap game.
Yo' Mama's so stupid she spells farm "e-i-e-i-o."
Yo' Mama's so stupid she asked "What comes after x," so i said "y," then she said "Cuz I want to know."
Yo' Mama's so stupid she thought def squad was for tha hearing impaired.
Yo' Mama's so big, the bitch busted her head on the sun.
Yo' Mama's so dark, if we did a driveby on your crib, the bullets would come back talkin' about, "Where she at?"
Yo' Mama's so dark, she make Shabba look white.
Would you please explain to me why when yo' Mama was driving and saw a sign that said DIP, why did she go get some chips ?
Yo' Mama's like a doorknob - everyone gets their turn.
Yo' Mama's like McDonalds - over 5 billion served.
Yo' Mama's like a hardware store - everyone gets a screw.
Yo' Mama's like a gas station - everyone gets a pump (please pay first).
Yo' Mama's like a punching bag - everyone hits her.
Yo' Mama's like a bowling ball - she getz piCked up, fingered, then thrown in tha gutter.
Yo' Mama's like bubble gum, everyone likes to blow her !
Yo' Mama's house is so small tha doormat only sayz "wel."
Yo' Mama's house is so nasty I tripped over a shoe and a cockroach sued me for damages.
Yo' Mama's so cross-eyed she thinks her only Child has a twin.
Is your mama part squirrel ? No ? Then why does she alwayz have nuts in her mouth ?
Yo' Mama's so small she poses for trophies !!!
I saw yo' Mama walking ya dog the other day, but I couldnt tell who was walking who.
Yo' Mama's so ugly, it was unanimous that toxic avenger won the miss america beauty pageant.
Yo' Mama's so weird, she speared her whole family after watching Goldberg fight for 99 times. (Only WCW wrestling fans will understand)
Yo' Mama's so skinny, she can fit through a keyhole.
Yo' Mama's so small you can see her feet on her drivers license.
Yo' Mama's so small when she takes a shit, she swings her feet.
Yo' Mama's so skinny, I put a dime on her head and she looked like a nail.
Yo' Mama's nose is so big, she picks it with her fist.
Yo' Mama's nose is so big, she blows it with a blanket.
Yo' Mama's so stank her shit can't wait to get out !
Yo' Mama's so dirty she has to creep up on a bath !
Yo' Mama's so ugly, she has to trick or treat over the phone !
When I called yo' Mama for phone sex, she gave me a fuckin' ear infection.
Yo' Mama brought a swimming suit (which is a scary sight) to a carpool.
Yo' Mama's so poor, she has last week's newspapers on layaway.
On a job application Yo' Mama was asked who to contact in case of emergency and the dumb bitch wrote "911"
Yo' Mama's so nasty, when you were a kid, she didn't beat you with a belt or stick, she beat you with her dick !
Yo' Mama's so nasty, she cut the string of her tampon to stop the crabs bungee jumping !
Yo' Mama's so so nasty. When we were kickin it in tha bathtub, she farted and a rubber floated up.
Yo' Mama's so old, she's got hieroglyphics on her driver's license.
Yo' Mama's so old, she was a waitress at 'The Last Supper.'
Yo' Mama's so old she bleeds dust.
Yo' Mama's so old, I gave her a pat on the back and her tits fell off.
Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow she makes butter look like a darker color.
Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow she uses a banana to make them whiter.
Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when I scraped it all off her teeth, and put it on a plate I said "I cant believe its not butter"